Million Billion Trillion

Screamage!
I want to scream
but i live in the suburbs among civilised people

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

MV "the terrible" often makes such gems of statements, that I commit them to memory and recite them over and over, internal giggle whilst she spouts on about some "funny" story about intimidating someone or other. reality check: no one like bullies.

Also, i think back of my mind I know where the nearest crash cart is, she is textbook heartattack waiting to happen and I want to be the one administering a shock to her frontal lobe instead of her thorax due to my apparent need to "tone down the clinical and think more psychiatric". if she doesnt return to sinus rythmn ill labotomise with my pen.

oh, i must retell this one....after she has got all 8 of us "snoooty private university, young and naive" students completely offside with her complete lack of professional intell and general air of arrogance, she decides the time has come to tell the joke (to end all jokes).

"oh i have to tell you (pauses to snigger) one day i was stadning out here by the buses because this is where all the (cool) staff come to have a smoke, and I was talking on my mobile phone (again VERY cool) and the bus stopped beside me.

......(long awkward, but rewarding silence)....she had to start laughing and admit you had to be there, because the awkward turtle was approaching and if she didnt say it, he would have. (even then, we didnt "have to be there" to know that a story is not funny). So, It was a resounding so not funny from me and 7 others. she shouldve saved that for joke time (daily at 1pm). I almost walked away in protest to such an bogus effort, but beacuse i am not wanting to fail my prac, i just scoffed and raised my eyebrows as if i was wearing a pair of bifocals. not impressed. smurf.

not really a story, more of a moan. i have two days left of this semester. and if i have to do it again, ill request it be done under a general anasthetic. its all way toooooooo disturbing for me.

the end