Million Billion Trillion

A recent survey has just been conducted by a well known hospital located just South of Swarmington-on-the-Wold.

This highly biased and non-evidence based mainly-anecdotal snapshot study found that over 95% of patients responded 'positively' to the opening gambit of the health professionals attending to their needs.

In response to the question "How are you?" an alarming 24% of patients responded with "not bad"; 26% replied with "good" and a depressing 46.7% responded with "Very well, thanks".

In fact only a meager 1.3% of patients riposted in the negative with phrases such as "not so good", "could be better" or "had better days"

2% of responses were not recorded either due to the excessive use of expletives or the patient was unconscious.

I for one am appalled by the state of wellness of some of the attendees. I hope we can find a solution soon...